I am an editor who shoots and a director who edits. I used to be an independent film maker, but since freelancing sounds so cool, I stand for that.
I would sentence people that say things like "Hey there was this epic volcano explosion on the other side of the planet, why didn't you film that?" to 2 years of failed video exports.
Sometimes I like to pretend that my hard drive had crashed in front of my clients - just to see how their face would look seconds before heart stroke.
I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.